October 21, 2005
The Babylon Express
Over the past few years, one of the funniest, nastiest, most relevant publications to hit a world unprepared to deal with its hypocrisy and bullshit laid bare, has been The Babylon Express. Unjustly robbed of infamy, and frankly lots of money and acclaim, it’s back for another blast.
The moose is informed that there will be five new issues before christmas, the first available now, with subscriptions at $2/issue, including delivery and quite likely a chance to shoot shit with the editorial staff. Become the envy of your workplace with the hottest ticket in cool cachet, and support rabid local artistry into the bargain. Contact bexpress69 (at) hotmail (dot) com
Filed by billy at 1:42 pm under new zealand
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My dearest Moose,
It’s as I’ve always said – a contract scrawled in the blood of a young child is a contract scrawled in the blood of a young child, and as such must be honoured.
And because I am an honourable man, and as you have gone some way to fulfilling your part of our deal, so I would like to reassure you that I shall be releasing your parents, unharmed, as soon as your quota has been met.
Yours sincerely
Felix Fallax (BEX editor)