June 20, 2007
how to avoid the inevitable zombie apocalypse
Remove the brains of the dead before burial.
More radically, we could remove the brains of the living if they aren’t using them.
You may now build statues to my greatness as pre emptive saviour of the human race from zombie apocalypse.
Filed by billy at 3:23 pm under culture
2 Comments
If we remove all the brains, and no zombie apocalypse happens, that will prove your greatness. Hail!
Zombie Apocalypse must play on the stereo tomorrow night!