how to avoid the inevitable zombie apocalypse

Remove the brains of the dead before burial.

More radically, we could remove the brains of the living if they aren’t using them.

You may now build statues to my greatness as pre emptive saviour of the human race from zombie apocalypse.

2 Responses to “how to avoid the inevitable zombie apocalypse”

  1.   morgue
    June 20th, 2007 | 6:38 pm

    If we remove all the brains, and no zombie apocalypse happens, that will prove your greatness. Hail!

  2.   Jack
    June 22nd, 2007 | 5:42 pm

    Zombie Apocalypse must play on the stereo tomorrow night!